A P O C A L Y P S T I C K: The Promise of Parties. »

I love this blog. Alana and I are going to have awesome parties next year. They’re going to be far too complicated for everyone else, who just want to play beer pong and get wrecked, but that’s ok because you only need two people anyways to play drunk Monopoly!

I think having a roommate is going to ruin my already feeble social life. My entire life is going to be, “well sure I could do that with other people BUT WHY WOULD I, I HAVE ALANA HAY BABE WHATUP.”